when you see someone post a stupid fucking opinion but you don’t wanna start nothing
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
(Source: , via sara-the-mermaid)
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:
- louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
- zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
- harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
- niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
- liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”
guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking you to a kpop video… DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!!!!! its not a virus or anything but kpop sucks dont click it. Reblog so others know.
ahh yes one direction, the band for little girls.. the bubblegum pop casting band with school supply merch… the band with the members who always grab their dicks on stage… sometimes their own sometimes each other’s… the band with the weed… the reason i masturbate till im sore and crying